Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue Thursday: “Thanks for coming out on such a hot day. Boy, it was hot today, wasn’t it? I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Miss Teen USA Pageant.” Later, Jay cracked, “R. Kelly said he wants to go back to the eighth grade. There’s a couple of girls he missed and he wants to date them. [ Audience ohs ] I guess — I guess you know the story by now. Rapper R. Kelly in trouble for having sex with a 14-year-old girl. You know what that means? He may be leaving R&B and going country. He’s goin’ country. He’s gone country — yesiree, Bob.” Finally, Jay joked, “Do you realize if he was a priest under the church’s new rules, that would only be his first strike?”
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